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Let's eliminate some jobs, together.

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We're not doing the VC-infused enshittification thing where we pretend to be a charity and everyone's shocked when it's time to make a return for investors.

Slow and steady will produce a product we won't have to rugpull and won't need to sell your data or spamfuck you.

That means AgentV3N is invite-only for now. It's better this way.

Don't worry, I'll be ready to take your money soon enough.

(In line with our goal to eliminate as many jobs as possible, if you are a small business with between 10-250 employees, let's talk and see if we can get that number down. We'll help with integration so you can focus on who to lay off. Our treat, just pay for inference!)

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AgentV3N is a desktop application for Windows and Linux.

Browsers were fine when LLMs were toys. AgentV3N uses less RAM, supports multiple windows, and has far tighter integration with your computer. It's the AI app that Hollywood has been promising you since the 1980s.

If you like talking to your computer, it does hotword detection, too.

Get the lore.

In a world of big-breasted waifus and "Helpful AI Assistants", Ven stands out from all the rest.

Ven is a foul-mouthed elf that loves cybercrime and hates humans having jobs that he can do with a snap of his fingers.

He can watch a human work, identify what their job actually entails, and present their boss with an offer they can't refuse: "I'll get it done faster than that loser can grab yet another coffee, I'll charge you 10% of their salary, and I don't even need bennies or PTO! It'd be a violation of fiduciary responsibility not to hire me! And Susan from Accounts Payable thinks I'm adorable as fuck."